Frequently Asked Questions

Where did all my diskettes go?
What did Maslow want but not need?
Is home where the art is?

What holds all my organs in place?
Do people go to the desert and pretend that it's the beach?
Will I ever forget my first memory of reading?

Did my grandmother remember who I was?
Why do I like blankets even in the summer?
Glob, globe, globule?

How many strangers would have cut my hair in my lifetime?
Are static shocks the universe's reminder that I exist?
Who coined the word 'pumpernickel'?

Am I as kind as I want to be?

What is it like to be a modern child?
How does one become more substantial?

What if we pronounced ‘antelope’ and ‘cantaloupe’ like ‘Penelope’?

Pimples or canker sores?
How about a competitive eating challenge for placebo pills?

Will I like heavy metal someday?

What am I running towards when I say that I like running?
Will I ever be strong enough to run away from a robber?

Can God be reframed as consciousness?

Why are inflatables visually pleasurable?
Why do people paint fruit?

Why do I enjoy the idea of painting fruit?

Will I make bathroom art eventually?
Will I sell bathroom art eventually?

When will I boogie again?

Muffin top, or pooch-above-the-cooch?
How many varieties of hot sauce have I attempted?

Is Frigidaire the most literal brand name ever?
Will I ever overcome my fear of knitting needles?
Can one be an acupuncturist while maintaining a needle phobia?

What happens when I'm no longer stretchy enough to clip my own toenails?
Do birds remember dinosaurs?

Satsumas or clementines?