https://floramakesthings.com Flora Chan Sun, 17 Dec 2023 17:37:36 +0000 https://floramakesthings.com en https://floramakesthings.com/Front-page Sun, 17 Dec 2023 17:13:48 +0000 Flora Chan https://floramakesthings.com/Front-page Flora Chancurrently Head of Design,&nbsp;Redscoutc.f.t.flora@gmail.com LinkedIn F.A.Q.ETC. I’m a designer who values craft, collaboration, and curiosity. My personal design philosophy lies where MythBusters and Marie Kondo intersect—demystifying the design process while sparking joy. I’m lucky I get to do that often at Redscout. Before this, I held roles at COLLINS, SYPartners, Pentagram, and Base Design. And before that, I studied Communication Design at Parsons School of Design, with a concentration in Branding. 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